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Saturday 29 June 2013

Scottish Summer Dispatch III - Saturday, 29th June 2013


 


Dear Friends, we’ve just finished watching Port easily account for Collingwood in a most intense, exciting game of footy. The atmosphere was amazing, and although we lost, I am very proud of our team as we tried our hearts out, just weren’t good enough. Last night we watched play fairly insipidly against the Swans in driving rain at the SCG…Wes was disgusted, but found a couple of whiskies helped ease the pain.

One of the lovely things about our hotel is its dog-friendly policy – we watch large and small dogs walk sedately up the stairs with their owners and in the morning they bound down, ready for a run on the grass and perhaps some time in the car while their owners eat breakfast. They are allowed everywhere except in the restaurant and on the furniture. We haven’t heard any barking or seen any bad behaviour; I guess they are just delighted to be with their owners and not in kennels!
Wes on Culloden Battlefield

Plumbing in the UK is something that constantly has us bamboozled. We suspect there are lots and lots of very clever men, each trying to outdo the other in designing wacky shower stalls and set-ups, to say nothing of taps in public toilets. I did approve of the toilet taps at Fort George, a very cold spot, where your only choice was hot; however, I used the loos at one castle, only to find I couldn’t turn the taps on (there were even diagrams of how to turn them on, but their logic eluded me). At home we have a fairly simple shower, square-shaped, one door, and one control, which gives you the temperature and the pressure. Here the showers are circular or semi-circular with at least two controls and we can’t always work out which is which. Yesterday Wes managed to fix the showerhead so it sprayed water evenly instead of in large plops, but getting in and out is quite tricky as you have to get around the toilet seat, mount two stairs and somehow propel yourself into the shower-bath without losing your balance.

What I do love are all the wonderful expressions – we just had to find the Fish Ladder in Pitlochry, the Hercules Garden at Blair Castle (yes, it has a giant statue of Hercules as well as duck and swan houses), Fish Tea, which I pictured as a sort of clear soup with goldfish or some other small fish swimming around, (it turned out to be fish & chips with white bread & butter and a cup of tea), to say nothing of my favourite village sign which is shown below.
 

On Wednesday we spent a very anxious time waiting for the result of the Gillard/Rudd ballot and were very disappointed to finally hear from Barbara that Julia had been ousted after all her hard work. Once Bill Shorten threw his support behind Kevin it was all over. We walked to the Pitlochry Festival Theatre, which is built on the side of the river, amidst some lovely gardens, to participate in a backstage tour that I had booked from Australia. The tour was a real eye-opener and we learnt that the 18 actors comprising the troupe are chosen each year from about 4,000 entrants. It is a repertoire company, which puts on up to 6 different plays per week. This puts enormous strain on the workshop and stage managers, as each set has to be changed after each performance.

We had tickets to see A Chorus of Disapproval by Alan Ayckbourn, and enjoyed it thoroughly. The theatre was built 30 years ago and is very comfy with enough leg room for patrons to pass each other without knocking knees! Afterwards I begged Wes to buy us a drink in the bar in the hope of seeing the actors…and we did. We had a good conversation with the main actor, Carl Patrick, who had been to Melbourne last year, and he told us that a season at Pitlochry was a wonderful thing to have on your CV.

On our way home we had an early dinner at the Auld Smiddy Inn, which is staffed and run totally by women. Our meals were good without being memorable, but the cheese platter was a mistake as everything tasted as if it had just come out of the fridge!

We had planned a walking, exploring day on Thursday, but it was raining solidly all morning, so after another forgettable breakfast, we found that the shops that looked so cute and inviting, were all selling the same tourist stuff, so headed to the Railway Station, where there is an excellent second-hand book store, with most paperbacks costing £1 each. I found 6 books I couldn’t live without and we squelched back here, got ourselves dry and went for a drive instead. The scenery is so beautiful, we keep pinching ourselves and the drive to Glen Lyon and the Bridge of Balgie was no exception. We came back through Aberfeldy & Dunkeld, and followed the road to Edradour Distillery, the smallest whisky distillery in Scotland. We were too tired to do the tour, so bought a small bottle of one of their many whiskies, and Wes enjoyed it tasting it last night.
 

We had another early dinner, this time at a funny little place called Drummonds Inn, where we tried their breaded haddock, which came with chips and peas and buttered bread. I don’t think wine is a specialty of the house as there were exactly three reds, two of which could be purchased by the glass, so we did that, and on our way home, stopped by the wine store to get a good bottle of tempranillo.

Yesterday was the big drive to St Andrews, which I expected would just be a golf course – in my ignorance not realising it was a University town and there were graduation ceremonies going on while we were there. We eventually found a parking spot and spent about an hour in the wonderful golf museum, before walking around the town for another hour or so and having a look at the ruined Cathedral and Castle. The old golf course was quite a surprise to me – somehow I hadn’t pictured a links course and we watched the players in awe as they battled the undulations, wind, surprising hole placement, unwanted audience etc and all for the price of £130 per round.

I was thrilled to see the West Sands, which was the site of the opening scene of one of our favourite films Chariots of Fire, but we were very pleased not to have been staying in St Andrews, as it was too big and bustling. Later we drove to the picturesque fishing villages of Crail and Anstruther. The latter town has the best fish and chips in the UK, so we tried their salmon & dill fishcakes, which were superb and washed them down with some Scottish ice-cream, the best we’ve tasted so far.

On the way home we diverted to visit Scotland’s Secret Bunker, where we spent a chilling 90 minutes contemplating the awfulness of a nuclear war – this bunker was built during the cold war and only decommissioned in the 90s. We arrived back here very tired and hoping for a good game of delayed footy, but it was not to be.

This morning we finally hit on the perfect breakfast – we found muesli hidden away in a little drawer and followed it up by soft-boiled eggs with toast. We have our jar of Vegemite and I have my tin of Jasmine tea, so if all else fails, we can survive on tea and toast. This afternoon we will walk back to the Pitlochry Festival Theatre to see Single Spies by Alan Bennett, and finish our time here with dinner in our hotel’s restaurant. Tomorrow we head off to Oban, back to stay in a B&B. Thanks for reading and for your comments.
Cullen Skink at last!

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